A direct follow-up to the previous ficlet, in which John finishes his daydream that night in bed.
This is for OrangeLemonArt, who requested I finish, and also for Sgt, because I deliver.
Next time I write all-out smut, I promise it will actually be Johnkat.
Warnings: Twelve pages of straight-up smut. Stiiiiiiiiiill dunno if this is selfcest ;D
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OMFG
I CAN’T EVEN OMFG
I CAN’T
HERShdgfhsgfh
alright okay i demand that every single Hemogoblin cosplayer from now on carry around two packets of lube and one condom in their thigh pouches from now on. it’s a requirement. a necessity. it needs to happen.
There’s a reason John tries not to let his thoughts wander on the job.
Funny how innocent inspiration from [Jove] can evolve. If you’re extremely puzzled as to how that gif has ANYTHING to do with this fic, it’s the part where John is looking through Hemogoblin’s eye.
(I’m just going to pretend the reason the next chapter is late is because I’m being punished for not writing a post-chap response until now. Shhh don’t correct me, thinking like this motivates me to write more.)
Warnings: nsfw, John’s brain ramblings, a tiny bit of bloodkink because that’s my kink so you get to suffer it yet again, and also probably not the pairing you’re reading RMWT for, but which may or may not be peaking your interest in 5, 4, 3…
I BLACK SHIP THIS SO HARD
SO FUCKING HARD
Oh look the fake arm is back. I was wondering where it had gone.
Karkat what were you thinking making the ceilings to John’s house so high.
I’m going to try to do a daily page starting Monday and see if I can finish the whole thing next week. That’s really wishful thinking though.
gueSS WHAT TORA’S MAKING ME READ
quick drabble written for panicismyrain’s fucking amazing piece of artwork. sorry for any and all typos/mischaracterization. I’ve never written tyrian!karkat or john strider, it has never come up before. sadly I do not know who to credit for either tyrian!karkat or john strider, so if you know please send me an ask so I can add it. sexy art makes my heart go doki doki and my writing valve pump extra hard. watch out for smut.
hgnnhhhmmmmfff yes good
perfect
so john and karakt were stuck in a cabaret
cabaretstuck getit lol im funnee
IM SORRY I ACtually know nothing about the plot of cabaretstuck
but karkat is wearing one of those sleeveless vest things ok
so they’re backstage or whatever u do in moulin roughe when ur not working
and they have like an established relationship nd they ar mackin’ on each other p hard
karkat pushes john against the wall
so john puts his leg up around the small of karkats back shut up he is flexible
and karkat grinds against him and he moans like a porn star
and karkat is like “oh shi thats really fuckin’ hot”
karkat is scottish
back to out scheduled programming they start frotting like crazy
and john is like whoa let’s tkae this to the bedroom
but they dont make it that dfar and they fuck in john’s dressing room instead
karkat pulld lays john back on the dressing table and pulls his pants off
he leans over him and licks his boner
then john gets tired of being a sub and grabs the sides of his face to pull him up into a kiss
anf then he goes into one of the drawers and pulls out LUBE
because established relation ship
ya they do this all the time hot damn
ans he makes karkat bend over the dressing table instead
1 finger, 2 finger, 3 finger, DICK
they fuck like that for a while
john reaches down to grab karkats dick
john comes first but he pumps karkat’s cock and he comes really soon after that
they’re gonna need something to clean that up pretty soon
but first they kiss some more
yeah
hot
SCREAMS REALLY REALLY LOUDLY AND CLUTCHES FACE
OLIVIA THIS IS ??????
IM???
this is really great ok im going to print this out and put it on my wall with the birthday messages i got from other people i
thank youuuuu !!!
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this is fucking perfect olivia how would you like to be my new writer for cabaretstuck
some JohnKat for Pearl, cos i love her and shit. i’m considering perhaps maybe making a script version of this for possible VA or comic making purposes, but for now, have some delicious NSFW below the cut <3
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Perhaps it was the fact that John was indisputably what humans called a “morning person” that caused the first twinge of rage in Karkat’s chest that day. The cheery blue eyes twinkled brightly with greeting, large, bucktoothed grin gleaming, even his mess of black hair sticking out in ways that could only be described as joyously haphazard. It was infuriating. All the troll wanted was a cup of coffee before he had to deal with this bullshit another day.
“Don’t call me cute. As a matter of fact, don’t say another fucking idiotic word. You are going to shut the hell up and watch in awe as I turn you into a quivering, pathetic pile of slime. Then when I’m through unraveling you at the seams of your sad excuse for a body, you’ll sob gratefully at my throbbing bulge and beg me to let you suck it just for the slim chance that it’ll deem your mouth worthy enough to be its resting place for even a second of your otherwise empty existence.”
THAT IS STILL MY FAVORITE LINE OKAY
OKAY
MATTI I LOVE YOU LOTS LET ME CUDDLE YOU FOREVER YOU PRESH THING YOU
Heres an RMWT thing I’m working on in the light of the new year!
My goal is to write and finish at least one NSFW fic before the end of 2013 instead of breaking down from embarrassment and running off into neverland.
John discovers fanfictions. Shenanigans ensue.
what a good way to start off the new year hunghghhhnfsdfnsd
